What happens when you see a handsome esthetician's plump crotch in a closed room called a massage room for just the two of you? - As if to say, "Huh? Is that a lie? I have an erection...!?" I looked at the handsome man's crotch twice, looked at it three times, looked at it ten times, and then saw a woman in heat. - The handsome man's big erect dick makes the celebrity wife 100% horny. - ``Sir...I'm starting to feel weird.